Q & A: RIVAL

P: Q, your mom's at the hospital! Her car just had a crash!

Q: What?

P: Let's hurry up! At the Peace Hospital!

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You could guess what happened next.

A: Aray ko. Q? Q? *blink blink blink*

R: Oh, he went with P.

A: Ha? Saan?

R: To the Peace Hospital.

A: Peace Hospital?

R: Yup. Q's mom got a car crash.

A: Ha?
teka? paano nga pala n'ya 'ko naiintindihan?

R: I have to go.

A: Ah. okay.
nakakapag-taka talaga. ah. alam ko na. baka binigyan s'ya ni Q ng kopya ng mga 'probably' na sasabihin ko at babasahin lang n'ya 'yun. paano ko nalaman? simply because iniwan n'ya ang papel na 'yun dito.
'when she calls my name, tell her that I went with P
Probably, she'll say where in tagalog so tell her that I am at the Peace Hospital
Then tell her that my mom got a car crash.'
mainam. naku. sana naman. okey lang 'yung nanay ni Q.

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C: Class, you have a new classmate, P. She is Q's cousin. But she's currently not here. When she's around, please speak in english because she doesn't understand Filipino.
<*rinig na rinig sa klasrum ang ingay nila habang naglalakad.*>
Q: P, You know, I really don't understand why you have to do that.
P: I have to do that so you'll get away with that-- Oh, what's that again? Yuh. A.
Q: But, P-- Oh, good morning Ms. C.
P: Good morning.
C: Please wait for your teacher ok?
Students: Yes, Ms. C.
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E: Yes, tabi pa talaga ang mag-pinsan kuno.
A: o, ano naman?
E: Ang sa akin lang, hindi ba ka'ko nag-seselos 'yung isa d'yan?
A: Bakit naman ako mag-seselos? Confident ako kay Q.
E: Anong confident, confident. Hoy. Hindi ka sure sa kung ano mang mangyayari sa mundo, yo0u know.
A: whatever.
E: Aba. Ang taray nito ngayon a. Ah. Naaasar kasi nandun si P.
A: Hoy hindi a!
pero totoo nga. kasi ewan ko! basta naaasar lang ako kapag bumubuntot s'ya kay Q lagi at lagi silang magkasama!
E: Oh please, won't you just stop lying! I can see through you.
A: Argh.
V: Good morning, class.
Students: Good morning Mr. V.
V: I am your substitute teacher in gymnastics for today for your teacher is absent. Firstly, I would like to examine each of your skills on gymnastics. Form your lines and we'll go to the gymnastics room.
Students: Yes sir.
patay.
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V: Gymnastics is not just to perform well or to develop your agility and skills. Gymnastics is....
A: gymnastics is blah, blah, blah... nakakaantok talaga mag-aral ng gymnastics.
V: Ms. A, I don't like it when someone sleeps in my class. Stand up and explain what gymnastics is in your own words based on what I said.
A: Ah. Eh. Uh.
ano nga ba 'yun? ah...
V: I'll deduct from your points in the recitation if you can't answer that.
A: But sir,--
P: Sir, why don't you just let her perform first since you told us that the student that you asked to perform has an emergency meeting.
A: w-what?
but I can't even perform in gymnastics well!
V: Good idea Ms. P. By the way, welcome to the class.
P: Thanks sir. It's nice to meet someone as great as you in being a teacher.
V: Now, Ms. A, Please perform the trampette that we are discussing?
A: T-trampette?
V: Yes, trampette.
A:lagot. someone help me.
M: Uh sir, but A has an injury. She can't perform right now.
V: What injury?
M: Remember last month? She's the one playing at the varsity who got injured. she still gets a treatment every two weeks.
(true. hindi ko lang sinama dahil wala akong alam sa mga ganito.)
V: Oh. So you're that girl that I met at the hospital. Now I know why you look familiar. Ok. You're excused but PLEASE don't do that again next time.
A: Yes sir.
woo. saved by M ako ngayon. thank god.
P:oh great. now my plan's ruined.